Never say anything that isn't entirely bad about Elon Musk.

Poe'e law states that there's no such thing as satire, and that every post that could be considered a joke is actually a display of incredible stupidity

All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

Pretend ai is insignificant

AI hate or get downvoted

5. liberalism > conservatism
6. firefox > chromium based and yes, i found it the hard way.

Never mention you don't use Linux or Firefox otherwise the neckbeards will come at you.

Make sure to keep an escape rope handy as the rabbit holes have rabbit holes

Everyone here is old.

I'm a half step away from being a normie and I hate it here

Rule 34. Doesnt exist here

If we wrote it here they wouldn't be unwritten!

Don't comment on anything related to any conflicts immediately East of the Mediterranean lest you wish to be in an ad hominem "debate".

This problem drives valuable content away from the site, unless the lurkers up/down vote based on the value of a contribution (and not their personal opinion) or the mods step in, which is still seemingly rare.