Couldn't even get the flag patch right.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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US military flag patches are depicted with the stars to the front of the wearer if anyone's curious about the error.
The flag is depicted as if carried. If worn on the right sleeve, the stars would be on the right side with the stripes flowing behind.
The patch on elon's shoulder is facing backwards, which makes sense for him.
Either backpedaling away from reality, or spinning down into the k-hole. Yeah, it works
i hope that plane has enough parachutes
I hope it doesn't ...
“Flaps will just slow us down and add waste, so I had them removed. Also, don’t the Jews use flaps on their airplanes? Hmm, interesting. Also, I’ve replaced this aircraft’s navigation system with Starlink, you’re welcome.”
“Some people are saying that we’re out of fuel, there are some people on this plane who are very stupid and some I assume are smart people but it’s not true anyways, our tanks are full, filled to the brim and you know what? You’re a very nasty person for asking about the hose coming out of the fuel tank, okay? Some would say we have too much fuel, and it makes the plane heavy, you see? We have so, so much fuel. We have the best fuel, better than any fuel that anyone has ever seen and it’s of the highest quality okay? No one has more fuel than us and we’re going places with that fuel. We’re gonna go to every airport in this great nation. I love our nation’s beautiful airports and we’re gonna get to see all of them with the lovely amazing fuel that we have so much of and it’s so well guarded, our guards will always make sure no one can steal the fuel, not even me! Although if I wanted to I totally could but no one else is taking this fuel see? We have the best fuel and the best people guarding it.”
"I've replaced all avionic sensors with external cameras. I'm sure we'll be able to make up for the missing information through software somehow."
Patch coming in 2018! Promise!!
There are 2 terrorists on that plane.
Depending on the amount of people that, knowingly, board that plane, it might be way more than 2.
Sadly it'd never actually happen, because you just know that if Apartheid Pedo were actually behind the flight yoke with El Taco next to him that plane would fly straight into the ground.
Don't do that... don't give me hope.
They love AI images of themselves because it makes them look like they do in thier heads, when the reality is that they look nothing like the things in that image.
Yeah at least 30lbs thinner and 10+ years younger.
Real Trump look’s fucking rough these days. His decline can’t happen fast enough though.
Elon too.
Also in trump's case his brain is so much cottage cheese that he actually doesn't know whether or not an AI generated images of him is actually a real thing, only he's just forgotten about it. Like all that magic bed stuff he was going on about, it was a pointless thing to post and it didn't go anywhere.
Donnie's gonna suck him off.
Please return your seats to their full upright position and ensure your seatbelt is fastened as we begin our final approach to Epstein's Island.
These two as pilots, a brand new Boeing aircraft built to their exacting standards, and a large stretch of uninhabited desert is all anyone needs for a good time.
My first thought was the flag patch, then "get your hands off the fucking panel", then "why is his knee there"
Well? Did the Twitter bots answer yes or no?
Hey grok, make them kiss.
I’d be better to see engine failure
If those two were flying, any planes, I would write my will on a napkin and put it in my coat pocket or something. But then again, I don't think I have to say crash the plane that they'll be anything left.
In what I assure you is a completely unrelated off-topic discussion, which is the more effective surface-to-air missile platform? The Stinger or the IGLA?
Musk said his first efforts weren't worth it for him.
So my guess is that they will do it again with the voting machines and then split up after the mid-terms