cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/13890276
Give me Greenland and I promise you I won’t attack anyone else. 🫲🍊🫱
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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Give me Venezuela and I take Cuba, Colombia and Greenland next. Nothing else I promise, I'm stealing the Nobel peace pride.
Give me Greenland and I won't attack anyone else!
or is greenland better? Venezuela or Greenland?
By the time it's Greenland's turn the orange turd forgot all about Venezuela
Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else except Cuba! And Mexico! And Columbia! And Canada! Obviously we're not done with Venezuela yet... then there's always Iran....
He literally said poland is next
Give me Greenland and I won't attack anyone else...
Actually with him it's "Give me Greenland and Cuba is next"
It's "I've taken Venezuela, now give me Greenland. And Cuba. And Panama. And Canada. And.,.."
And Mexico ofc.
Yeah, the list goes on and on.
"Today I want Greenland and Venezuela and Cuba and..."
Give me Venezuela and I won't attack anyone else.
That’s not fair, he’s promising to attack others.
Next decade: “Give me Taiwan and I won’t attack anyone else” Also “Give me Gaza and I won’t attack anyone else”.
Give me Palestine and I’ll stop attacking everyone else…
Except Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iran...
Orange Mussolini enters. Gimme the Americas....and Greenland.
Holy botox, Comrade! (Or is it AI?)
Make New Zealand take Tasmania and I won't attack anyone else
Please bro, one more oblast please.
Time is going but the history repeats itself...
Give me russia, and i promise, it wont attack anyone else.
Nobody wants Russia
Give me Bhutan and I won’t attack anyone else!
History repeating.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes -- Not Mark Twain
Give me Worker Rights and I won't attack anyone
You're aware that Russia stands no chance against Europe?
That's why there is considerable effort being poured into sowing dissent within the EU and in the end splitting it up into smaller parts that can be handled one by one instead of all at once.
3 things
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Without the US, Europe has significant capability holes(satellite, logistics, ground launched missiles, nukes)
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Multiple smaller armies might be, in theory, an order of magnitude "stronger" than the Russian military but because of inefficiencies, overlap capabilities and lack of unified command structure and organizing, they are effectively a circus that cant do much.
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Not all Europe will react the same and with the same urgency. A crisis(like russian soldiers occupying a small Baltic town) by definition will create huge cracks within Europe.
between the UK and France, and then Germany, Italy, Poland, Romania, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine point 1 is fairly well covered. Of course the US has more, but it's not a total wipeout without them.
Nukes is the least important part but even for nukes, numbers matter. It allows you to hit more targets with higher confidence that they wont be intercepted.
This is why China has gone into overdrive and pumping nukes like crazy, in order to reach relative equilibrium with the US and Russia.
Anyway, the amount of air refueling assets and flying radars Europe has are way fewer than needed because it was assumed that the US would be fighting alongside us. Same story with many other things.
Also because life is better in Europe, it is assumed there will be a lower political desire for casualties. Meanwhile for Russia, and especially rural Russia, going to war and even dying might be preferable for many people.
No he has a point. Espescially regarding satellite tech, the EU is woefully underequipped. Positioning systems is one thing, comms the next and in this case since you need quantity for 24/7 coverage, having more is definetly decisive