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[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Totally normal to think about a half naked muscular man reassuring you while you chug some thick, milky, sometimes foamy liquid

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 months ago

What am I supposed to think about? Babes?

Their cum is nothing like smoothie

[–] tyler@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know you can just eat protein right?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It occurred to me. Does baking it ruin it at all? I would eat so many goddamn protein cookies if that was on the table

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Totally an option. Look for recipes specifically built around a certain type of protein powder though, you can't just add it to whatever when baking.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Good to know. Thank you!

[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Mine is imagining Mike Ehrmantraut quietly threatening me. It gets me out of bed.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Is that boy from breaking bad? The old head?

Ill hafta use that.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Ooh, new tulpa. Gotta try that one

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago
[–] vodka@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

This is my motivation. I'll do it for your Godzilla, I didn't mean to betray your expectations of me.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I imagine different things with regards to Goku. But yea somehow chugging still enters into the fanta... imaginated scenario.

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

EEEEXXPPLLOOOOSSIOONSS???!?!!!?

WEEEEOOO-WEEOOO -WEEEOOOOOOO!!

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Protein shakes are just so yucky. I can‘t stand the texture and taste, doesn‘t matter if flavoured or not.

Skyr is what eat a Kilo of per day and it‘s so much better bc it tastes great with most fruit and ground nuts

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Woah that sounds good. But I think I'd have to have that in addition to my protein

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For optimal gains that would be best. I personally used whey for years and just don‘t take the 'building as serious as I used to, so I don‘t take it anymore.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm not even trying to body build, I'm just trying not to have a twink bod 😭

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

trying not to have a twink bod

many people will be sad to hear this

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Sorry, I think twinks are beautiful I just don't feel okay when I'm one. It only happens when I'm having lapses in taking proper care of myself

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Honestly the semantics don‘t matter, sport and protein is good for anyone. As long as you show up to the gym etc. you can be proud of your achievements however they may look.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Weirdly enough I think that would actually help me

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What I've got is finally a taste I enjoy. But the volume I have to drink just gets difficult. Also I've just never been good at smoothies every day

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Banana, chocolate protein powder, peanut butter, milk

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the popular one. I've gotten a good result with bananas, orange concentrate, and coffee grounds. The bitter helps it not get nauseating towards the end.

But like I said, at this point it's just the texture of smoothies that's hard anymore. I really like the taste of what I got

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried Soylent powder? Not enough protein tho maybe. Also they're out of stock for like three months every other month.... :I

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

You know I think I did a long time ago. It was on sale at a grocery discount store and I bought it because I prefer flavorless. Wasnt bad, good consistency too. But I think the protein per oz was low. Would have bought more if I could get it consistently at that price