Totally normal to think about a half naked muscular man reassuring you while you chug some thick, milky, sometimes foamy liquid
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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What am I supposed to think about? Babes?
Their cum is nothing like smoothie
You know you can just eat protein right?
It occurred to me. Does baking it ruin it at all? I would eat so many goddamn protein cookies if that was on the table
Totally an option. Look for recipes specifically built around a certain type of protein powder though, you can't just add it to whatever when baking.
Good to know. Thank you!
Mine is imagining Mike Ehrmantraut quietly threatening me. It gets me out of bed.
Is that boy from breaking bad? The old head?
Ill hafta use that.
Ooh, new tulpa. Gotta try that one
Waltuh
This is my motivation. I'll do it for your Godzilla, I didn't mean to betray your expectations of me.
I imagine different things with regards to Goku. But yea somehow chugging still enters into the fanta... imaginated scenario.
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Protein shakes are just so yucky. I can‘t stand the texture and taste, doesn‘t matter if flavoured or not.
Skyr is what eat a Kilo of per day and it‘s so much better bc it tastes great with most fruit and ground nuts
Woah that sounds good. But I think I'd have to have that in addition to my protein
For optimal gains that would be best. I personally used whey for years and just don‘t take the 'building as serious as I used to, so I don‘t take it anymore.
I'm not even trying to body build, I'm just trying not to have a twink bod 😭
trying not to have a twink bod
many people will be sad to hear this
Sorry, I think twinks are beautiful I just don't feel okay when I'm one. It only happens when I'm having lapses in taking proper care of myself
Honestly the semantics don‘t matter, sport and protein is good for anyone. As long as you show up to the gym etc. you can be proud of your achievements however they may look.
Don't like your protein shakes? You'll love the taste of this one, guaranteed.
Weirdly enough I think that would actually help me
Try different recipe
What I've got is finally a taste I enjoy. But the volume I have to drink just gets difficult. Also I've just never been good at smoothies every day
Banana, chocolate protein powder, peanut butter, milk
That's the popular one. I've gotten a good result with bananas, orange concentrate, and coffee grounds. The bitter helps it not get nauseating towards the end.
But like I said, at this point it's just the texture of smoothies that's hard anymore. I really like the taste of what I got
Have you tried Soylent powder? Not enough protein tho maybe. Also they're out of stock for like three months every other month.... :I
You know I think I did a long time ago. It was on sale at a grocery discount store and I bought it because I prefer flavorless. Wasnt bad, good consistency too. But I think the protein per oz was low. Would have bought more if I could get it consistently at that price