this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Mine is imagining Mike Ehrmantraut quietly threatening me. It gets me out of bed.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ooh, new tulpa. Gotta try that one

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is that boy from breaking bad? The old head?

Ill hafta use that.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago