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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let’s just all human. That would be nice uwu

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Canine squad standing by! A Mastodon screenshot of a toot by Mark Holtom: "Therapy dogs waiting to be let inside hospital rooms to comfort sick children . We don't deserve dogs!" followed by a picture of a line of dogs in a hospital corridor, sitting to attention outside ward doors. They are waiting to be let into these children's wards to comfort the sick children.

stolen from here

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I remember being in a child’s hospital and meeting one of them years ago. It was so nice and the pup is def what I needed at the time

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Brought to you by soilent green ...

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Username checks out 😉

~That’s meant in jest. 😬~

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩

I get that all the time, too.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that

[–] sam@piefed.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We got a Snow day! All roads closed.

Unfortunately, I WFH on Mondays so, yes, I too am wallowing in sea of dread.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yup this is a rough one

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

NO TIME! PROFIT MACHINE GOES BRRRRRRRR

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Trust me, Gen X feels the same