Bring your own towel for the bus, please. I'm sick of sharing.

My wife one time tried to playfully pin me and I freaked tf out. I totally get not wanting to be retrained. It feels like suffocation

Why does the weird one think that he should have more power than a government?

Because he quite literally does in a lot of cases. When is he ever punished?

It's a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

It's definitely more palatable when the strangers you're killing are nazis

Tbf there are a lot of wealthy Jewish people actively ruining the planet. Their ethnicity has nothing to do with how shitty they are, though.

My parents kicked me out twice as a kid. One time was when I was 18, and I ended up homeless for almost 5 months on the other side of the country. The shit I went through fucked me up good. They said it was "tough love."

Please please please don't do something like that to your kid if you're trying to teach them a lesson. Those 4+ months still haunt me a decade later and continue to cause me immense pain.

Almost as if you shouldn't fly a helicopter through foggy mountains...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll believe it when I see it lol

Tbf, some feminists do hate men.

"Wow, thanks. I'm cured."

This is a sad one once you notice it. The outdoors feel emptier

Austin was fucking anything with a government ID and a pulse. Our concepts of sexuality mean nothing to him. He's beyond us.