this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] Fortunatefool@infosec.pub 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That is one of the most poorly written sentences that I have ever read.

[–] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I thought it was just me.

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This one actually hurts my head.

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It makes other parts of my body feel better.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It always sounds like smth sexual is implied. Either my brain is broken or my brain is broken

[–] avocado@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I think I brained my damage

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

I think there ever before once I got want when there before because then I did

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Stop it! I know don't it's if high am because I

[–] Zellith@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never too early for a stroke

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

OP's blood flow has been heavily diverted from their brain

[–] LinusOnLemmyWld@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

you should immediately check in with the er to rule out a stroke

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

I find these kind of sentences interesting. If you just string a random selection of words togethe it's immediately recognisable as nonsense, but something about this means my brain insists that it makes sense...

[–] GutterPunch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If your girl is this like that when she so, and you see til her friend not him cooking probably, you explain the proper way of cooking to her, since her friend is correct. Whatever she's doing with eggs and pineapples isn't likely to be good, especially if that stove's burner is boiling a dry carton of eggs.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Probably, why not?

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's portably