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ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 week ago by DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

Oh dammit I ate it

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Brilliant!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Hats off!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sons of biches! Dude! I was drinking water! Could you guys just chill it with the jokes when I'm in the middle of drinking water? Imagine if it had been soda! Just imagine! Have you ever been drinking soda and then some asshole comes along and cracks a joke on you? I don't mean a funny cat on the internet joke. I mean a Richard Prior George Carling had a baby joke. Yeah! You'd loose your mind with soda up your sinuses.

It hurts! Man! It really does.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

No! The funiying will continue.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

God Dammit! I started the same article this morning, just finished it! 🤣

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I was about to go link this in your comment thread, validation at least haha