Imagine buying a ~~mansion~~ house for less than 2 years of minimal wage.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Never played GTA.
So is it pizza, or "pizza"?
You can do missions where you literally deliver pizzas or take taxi fares etc
It pays like $2000/game pizza unlike irl
It probably takes <5 minutes in-game but close to half an hour per delivery IRL. 5750 pizza deliveries IRL is maybe 3000 hours of labor, that's less than 2 years of working fulltime as a delivery driver.
I have easily made six thousand pizzas in the time I worked at a pizza place. Possibly that much just in the first year.
Yeah comes down to ~1.38 years, assuming 30m per delivery and a 40 hour work week (and 52 weeks which I mean is technically 1 day less than a year but whatever)
yeah, i was gonna say, i remember the pay is super inflated. which is good because shit like a paper bag mask is like $6000
they decided to add regular fucking jobs to the game last update, next update they'll add desk job where you type in excel sheets
I also see potential for a farming sim crossover...
Farming update with Lester the Harvester
Farming cocoa and weed
Cocoa or coke? :-)
