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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A hijab spawned on my wife's head this morning when we woke up. This is the future the left wants.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I woke up today circumsized

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Statue of Liberty is gonna be wearing a burqa now

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Put on a swivel and rotated towards Mecca.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

he’s giving every new yorker a free ak-47 but you’re only allowed to fire it into the air for celebrations

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay but if he made it illegal to not be Muslim and also made crime legal then it is de facto legal to be Christian.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a mistranslation. The decree, made in 7th-century Arabic, actually reads "crime is mandatory now". Since no one is capable of committing every crime simultaneously nonstop, half the population will be locked in the Sharia Gulag, and half will be forced to run it

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If crime is mandatory and its illegal to be christian then everyone must be christian and there will be no muslims. This is how the papists finally conquer new york

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yes but which sect of Christianity is the most diligently criminal?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mormons! I knew those assholes were trying to take another state.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We should take their state (Utah) and make it into a Juggalo homeland where the Juggalo people can finally practice their culture and beliefs in relative peace.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I can't believe these Marxist-Maoist-Shia-Sunni-Jihadist-Communists are gonna start teaching our kids Arabic numerals! I grew up in a free country!

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Staten Island has a right to exist.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago
[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

prepare for the communist ummah

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

You're discounting the existence of the Dhimmi