A hijab spawned on my wife's head this morning when we woke up. This is the future the left wants.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I woke up today circumsized
he’s giving every new yorker a free ak-47 but you’re only allowed to fire it into the air for celebrations

Statue of Liberty is gonna be wearing a burqa now
Put on a swivel and rotated towards Mecca.
Okay but if he made it illegal to not be Muslim and also made crime legal then it is de facto legal to be Christian.
It's a mistranslation. The decree, made in 7th-century Arabic, actually reads "crime is mandatory now". Since no one is capable of committing every crime simultaneously nonstop, half the population will be locked in the Sharia Gulag, and half will be forced to run it
If crime is mandatory and its illegal to be christian then everyone must be christian and there will be no muslims. This is how the papists finally conquer new york
Yes but which sect of Christianity is the most diligently criminal?
Mormons! I knew those assholes were trying to take another state.
We should take their state (Utah) and make it into a Juggalo homeland where the Juggalo people can finally practice their culture and beliefs in relative peace.

He hasn't nuked D.C. yet 
I can't believe these Marxist-Maoist-Shia-Sunni-Jihadist-Communists are gonna start teaching our kids Arabic numerals! I grew up in a free country!
Staten Island has a right to exist.
Not really
prepare for the communist ummah
You're discounting the existence of the Dhimmi