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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A hijab spawned on my wife's head this morning when we woke up. This is the future the left wants.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I woke up today circumsized

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he’s giving every new yorker a free ak-47 but you’re only allowed to fire it into the air for celebrations

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Statue of Liberty is gonna be wearing a burqa now

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Put on a swivel and rotated towards Mecca.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay but if he made it illegal to not be Muslim and also made crime legal then it is de facto legal to be Christian.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a mistranslation. The decree, made in 7th-century Arabic, actually reads "crime is mandatory now". Since no one is capable of committing every crime simultaneously nonstop, half the population will be locked in the Sharia Gulag, and half will be forced to run it

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If crime is mandatory and its illegal to be christian then everyone must be christian and there will be no muslims. This is how the papists finally conquer new york

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes but which sect of Christianity is the most diligently criminal?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mormons! I knew those assholes were trying to take another state.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We should take their state (Utah) and make it into a Juggalo homeland where the Juggalo people can finally practice their culture and beliefs in relative peace.

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

He hasn't nuked D.C. yet fell-for-it-again

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I can't believe these Marxist-Maoist-Shia-Sunni-Jihadist-Communists are gonna start teaching our kids Arabic numerals! I grew up in a free country!

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Staten Island has a right to exist.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

prepare for the communist ummah

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

You're discounting the existence of the Dhimmi