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Animals with Jobs

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[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Another cool donkey fact is that shepards use them instead of guard dogs. Since they are super teritorial they will chase and kick the living crap out of any predator that might come close.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Basically a horse-sized dog with the violence level of a Canada Goose

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Makes me think of that video in which a donkey caught a coyote with its teeth and whipped it around until it went full ragdoll. Regarding security, they do not play around.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I went searching YouTube for the clip and the first result was this little gem 😄

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I like how calm the donkey is while eating, it's ears still tracking the coyote.

Coyote: [to itself] "Should I go in there?]

Donkey: [with a mouthful of grass] "Whatever, it's your funeral, pal."

Coyote: "Hmm, better not."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Alright kids, all aboard the school ass!”

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lambs, not kids. It's ok, a lot people mix up sheep and goats.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But it's never OK to mix up goatse

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish donkeys were universally loved like other pets, they are very intelligent

[–] miked@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago

If I remember correctly shepherds keep them around because they are very tough. They do not like wild animals bothering their sheep friends.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Love the (Fedora?) hat up there!:-) 🤠

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

Omg I think you just won the Threadiverse for today - which means it's the best comment for this entire year! 😂

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 3 months ago

I keep reading this as donkey nanites and seeing a donkey metal gear.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago

Is Donkeyposting the next Lemmy trend after beanposting, jeanposting and cornposting? If so, I approve.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hee-hau pair

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is this a dual purpose breed of sheep?

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago

Ewes, lambs and donkeys. My heart is melting away....