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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I haven't pooped since last year.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

You really need to see a doctor.

i havent stopped pooping since last year

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I just got out, unfortunately :(

(Fucking 32°C at 8pm)

[–] Digit@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've lost count of how many years I've been cleaning myself like a cat.

[–] Digit@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What a weird first (reply)post to PieFed

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You are now forever known as someone with catlike behaviour. We will expect nothing different

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You have a reputation to keep up with now

[–] _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

This is giving me even more mental health issues.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me neither. At this point I might as well wait until next year.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah let it build up and bottle it. Some people pay good money for that stuff.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought you were going to set a goal of showering once a year

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, every time else i need to clean myself i hydrate my skin

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is your preferred method of hydrating?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, after the dipping my skin feels so energetic that it tingles

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Crasseux vas !