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spoilerimage showing petit bougie and kids with elderly being enemies of someone

which political movement will even fit this, neolibs twerk for petit bougie as well (although only rhetorically)

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[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Petite means small, children and the elderly are statistically smaller in size than adults. Therefore, children and the elderly are petite bourgeois, which means they are effectively bourgeois. Thus, children and the elderly are enemies of the revolution. dean-smile /s

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago

Oh god, oh fuck

I've gotten slightly shorter since starting Estrogen. Am I an enemy of the revolution?

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Petit bourgeosis implies the exitance of a petit proletariat

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I never thought about it like that. Thank you for opening my eyes to the real enemies

[–] kotak_doost@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish no harm to the American ruling class, my enemy is the American people.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

My enemy are the american children and elderly

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Khmer rouge centrist wing? /j

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

accelerationist wing of those german socdems who expected big capital to build infrastructure for planning? forgot the name, h something

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Actually incoherent

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

This feels like one of those ironic joke things that people obsessed with the "truth is somewhere in the middle" unironically taking the middle position here. I doubt there are very many people who aren't ultra wealthy who actually use the media to control people.

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is the twt op joking or not I genuinely can't tell wtf does it mean even

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

looks like an attempt at the old "put a bunch of random shit and see who gets mad" except it's "see who agrees with it"

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The two cube graphs on the left were circulating around chud bloggers a few years back (but the one in the middle said "right enemy"). It amounted to nothing more than "people who disagree with me are The Enemy".

The final one is just an absurd extension, poking fun at the first two. Children, the elderly, and small business owners are generally considered beyond reproach. Claiming otherwise is funny.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"People who use government to control you" who could that be, i bet the dastardly non-rich with their control over state.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

It's morbidly funny that it goes all the way to the bottom of the graph, like homeless people are controlling the government to a degree comparable to billionaires.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

that’s just regular old capitalism

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There's only one thing worse than the petite bourgeois...

spoilerCHILDREN

PETITE BOURGEOIS

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Put it this way. No kid will play Deadball: Baseball With Dice with me.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

"It's boring. I wanna' play Mario Kart World."

Dungeon.