It's so rare in this life to find so loyal a friend.
Why do employers keep wanting to break us up :(
Jealousy. Misery loves company. They think you should get high on company appreciation for shitty Little Ceasars Pizza every first Thursday of the month!
Me and my best bud.
My blurry visioned ass sitting here for a solid minute wondering how a Christmas tree was there for anyone 😭
'tis the season!
I mean it's there for you in Christmas 🎄🎁 it provides light and heat if it has lights and a lovely view everytime you see it.
His right foot points two directions
The weed's right foot is also backwards.
You got a friend in weed.
A friend in need's a friend indeed. A friendly weed is better.
weed is by my side
Crippling addiction huh?
Oh Dabby you're so funny!
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