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I had no idea. oO

This was a NSFW, darkly-hilarious webcomic that started ages ago (1999) and ended a few years later... or so I'd thought for years. But no, it seems artist "Clay" has recently relaunched the sucker!

https://www.sexylosers.com/

It's pretty much in the "OGLAF" class of webcomics, but maybe a little more wicked and subtle.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Teach him new things? Nah, just leave. How the fuck does she think you learn what to do? That's like yelling at someone for not being able to do their job when they've been there for less than an hour.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 3 hours ago

Dude seems very willing too.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think Clay got married a while ago, and his spouse encouraged him to continue the webcomic. Seriously!

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago

Interesting!

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit.... the return of sexylosers isnt something I expected.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I will take "It's been back for a quite a while now" for 500 Alex.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I might be remembering wrong but didn't this webcomic invent or popularize the word "fap"?

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It most definitely did, I clearly remember this

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 12 points 15 hours ago

Great point, and fully accurate, I believe.

IIRC, "Clay" was taking after a manga at some point...

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 78 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

if I'm doing something wrong, please tell me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The mistake was asking a random radio show host what to do, and not the GF they were trying to make cum.

Communication is the key to orgasms. And maybe a French tickler.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 13 points 17 hours ago

LOL...
Satirical comic, or insightful social commentary..?

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 122 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

At least he trying.

And knowledge is half the battle.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 74 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Dude's literally taking notes, the desire is there and that's the first step

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 6 hours ago

i usually write notes on her inner thigh with a sharpie.
easy to refer back to whilst I'm at it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 34 points 22 hours ago

No, no. The best thing to do is to pretend he knows what he is doing so that he never learns but also any remote possibility of conflict is avoided!

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Gggg iiiii joeeee

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, this is the one with the necrophiliac who stalks a girl who wants to kill herself (but obviously not anywhere near him), isn't it?

It's quite a big darker than Oglaf, but it was great!

I didn't know it was back, thanks for calling attention to it!

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I remember, too. It's indeed dark as the abyss in that way.

Also, it's been like 20yrs.
As someone who could technically be a grandfather now, I worry about this stuff. Like-- it's hilarious on the one hand, but also nothing I'd want to see younger gen doing.

I'm probably a total idiot for sharing it, but I guess we'll see.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I worry about this stuff. Like-- it's hilarious on the one hand, but also nothing I'd want to see younger gen doing.

I'm probably a total idiot for sharing it

I'm sorry, what? It's a webcomic. It's harmless humour. It doesn't hurt anyone. Let people have fun.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social -2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Lol... you could not have beautifully emphasized what I already said, even if you'd fallen backwards in to a huge pile of Angel droppings.

Well, done, matey! :D

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is good satire. I'm sure the cartoonist knows that not being good at sex and wanting to learn is not a problem, and that calling a talkshow while having sex is. By acting like the one thing is the problem and the other isn't, you need to think to understand this.

And it generates easy outrage.

And by looking into this comment section, you can see that it "worked".

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

He plays around with a lot of sexual themes and topics. Maybe it's not always 'ultimately accurate,' but I find it fun and interesting for the most part, or.... sometimes a bit gross and unnecessary.

And that was ~20yrs ago!! I had no idea he'd started this up again!!

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

He sends out a newsletter everytime there's a new comic

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

These are some weird ways to emphasize words, I gotta say. Sounds super weird when reading aloud with my inside voice.

I guess this was written by someone who doesn't have an internal voice when they read.

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 20 hours ago

Oh, last night I was sorting through my comics to see what to put on my new ereader, and I saw my complete archive of sexy losers comics. The pages are too big to work on the ereader, but at least I tried.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It was popular a long time ago but now it languishes in the obscurity it deserves

  • the author being wrong about his oeuvre 😄
[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

In the comment section of the first suicide girl strip after a fan laments how it's not more popular lol