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[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oompa Loompa realizing she now has to write a song about how overdosing is bad

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OD OD doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
OD OD doompety dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🎵What do you get when you boof ketamine?
A pain in your butt
and a PS1 lookin' incel machine!🎵

billionaire-tears

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do you get when you gobble down E

A fleeting feeling of feeling so FREE

Then you wake up, covered in PEE

I don't like the look of it, umpa dumpa dooptiy doo, if you do drugs this will happen to you!

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

What happens if you take fentanyl?

Chances are you'll feel terribly ill,

Nodding off on an underground train,

But it helps you forget all of your pain.

And it's very morish.....

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Caroline from Stardew Valley demonstrating her technique for brewing "green tea"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

hell yeah

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wonka Pharmaceuticals: Home of the Golden Ticket golden-ticket guarentee! ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Wonka Vapor: One hit is the only high you'll ever need.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Anime girl falls on hard times, forced to cook crystal.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

Kill jester 

[–] adb@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Our production batches are continuously tested for quality by our finest chemists.

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Mystery Science Theater 3000 invention exchange.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My bitches is bad and bougie (bad)

Cookin' up dope with a Uzi (blaow)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Everything is happy and bright in Santa's Meth Lab!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

i feel her. i wish i was smart enough to make my own drugs too.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

One Punch Man X Breaking Bad

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Breaking Wanka and the Bad Factory

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

Girls just wanna have fun! 🎶

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I could be in Master Chef right now instead of cooking meth. Well, i would still be cooking meth there, but at least it would be fun"

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Screen test for Bulma in the next live action Dragonball movie