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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

took him out with One Spunch

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

Showing this to my kids to explain why santa didn't come (the royal mail packages are stuck in milton keynes)

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Ah hell naw

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

What do you want for Christmas, mr. Krabs?

A pony.

Really? A pony?

WITH SADDLEBAGS FULL OF MONEY!!!!""!

[–] swab148@anarchist.nexus 1 points 4 months ago

Killbob Murderpants

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

What dander klause doing

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Under the Santa Clause, Spunch Bob now has to become Santa.