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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The secret is playing by yourself, or with close friends on a private server. I by default don't have to deal with children (at least physically, some of my friends may still be children mentally).

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can I play Minecraft and enjoy milfs?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

There is probably a mod for that.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am thankful for Forkknife because most of the annoying kids who made Minecraft cringe are now playing that instead.

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Either I'm tired or the "tism can get worse cause I was genuinely thinking "ForkKnife" was like a knockoff Minecraft that was getting popular because guns or something for a good full minute.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Play minetest.

The groomers dont know it exists yet.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

Minetest is now Luanti

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Vintage story

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is Minecraft really full of groomers?

[–] emirbutdumb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

ts isnt roblox bro

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Minecraft is old enough to vote in less than two years.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 5 days ago

So all the youtubers will stop being interested in it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Has something happened recently? Or has there been an ongoing issue?

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe just the number is scandals there tends to be in the Minecraft creator scene. Popularmmos, iskall, dream and George to name a few

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Iskal wasn't a child thing, still gross

I don't think any of them were. I can't think of any pedos off of the top of my head

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I think it's just the idea that if you play minecraft you don't have any friends your own age and talk to little kids all day.