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The North Pole Has Suffered a Data Breach (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Oh no!

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I figured d there would be an onion article on the US military shooting down a red aircraft led by reindeer carrying unknown packages "likely fentanyl" this year. There is still time.