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The North Pole Has Suffered a Data Breach (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I figured d there would be an onion article on the US military shooting down a red aircraft led by reindeer carrying unknown packages "likely fentanyl" this year. There is still time.