Look : humor

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

First accurate depiction of drunkness I've ever seen. This image had me going for a sec

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

“Wow, you look like an angel.”

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Baby? ..... slow down! .... and stop moving!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

the crazy eye

[+] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org -8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Double vision sucks.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago

On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.

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