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[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

First accurate depiction of drunkness I've ever seen. This image had me going for a sec

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Baby? ..... slow down! .... and stop moving!

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

“Wow, you look like an angel.”

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

the crazy eye

[+] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org -8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Double vision sucks.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago

On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.

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