He's right about being an alpha, though, just in the way of alpha stage software:
Unstable, riddled with glaring inadequacies, and not fit for public release.
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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He is also a stereotypical alpha male, not in a sense they think they are, but how every self described alpha male is; insecure, show off, compensating includong all of the above
I’m sure there are plenty of women who could fuck him up just as much or more. It’s not like he’s athletically gifted.
that was one of the annoying things about hearing about Floyd "Illiterate" Mayweather is that he beats his partners, but hugs his opponents. Bro , you've got it backwards, you're meant to take your rage out in the ring and be calm for your loved ones
Top-G is just foolin yall no cap. My fine brother in Christ is playing 4D chess, taking a fall and PRETENDING to lose to lure in other (more WORTHY) fighters. Cobra Tate DOESN'T QUIT. You'll see and you'll all be laughin on tha otherside of y0 faces. GO TATE ACADEMY MAGA4LYFE!!!!
Incomprehensible. Thanks!
Guess the other guy is the OMEGA male
Tate's last real kickboxing win was ten years ago, and he thought he could come out of psuedo-retirement fighting tin cans and smoking cigars to take on somebody ten years his junior. The fight was over before it began.
I love this as much as the next person, but Tate and Jake Paul thrive on attention. They made tons of money from this, and we shouldn't help advertise.
Celebrate their suffering in silence.