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What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there's a decal that reads "Apocalypse 6x6."

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

"They say the bigger your car, the tinier your penis. I have a Mini - that's why I drive a Hummer."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

This is why a Razor scooter is my daily driver.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 18 hours ago

I have a hummer - that is why I drive a Mini Cooper

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[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 8 points 18 hours ago

Cool truck, but why ??? It doesn't even have the utility that Trucks are usually famous for

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago

I mean okay if it was built properly(these usually arent, just for road and not offroad) and the ownerr actually used it offroad, and the car would be banned on the road, it would be pretty cool. But all this is doing is having horrible fuel economy while being a pedestrian murdering machine.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Why do the doors have vaginas

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 22 hours ago

Where are the HOAs when they could actually be useful for a change...

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Middle age crisis and tiny penises can be seen from a long distance.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

the punisher decals are canon. they want to be batman.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 19 hours ago

You know he's sitting at home, waiting for something to happen so he can whip out his loser mobile

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[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

there is really not enough storage space in the back to merrit the 2 extra wheels

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

They should have put the double wheels at the front to carry the fat american burger lover that drives it

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Tell us you have a tiny peen, without telling us you have a tiny peen.

[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We're inconsiderate-shaming. We're i-don't-care-how-many-school-kids-i-have-to-wipe-off-my-front-bumper-in-order-to-look-cool-shaming

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 178 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Notice what you don't see: Any scratches or dirt on it nor mud on any of it's 6 tires. Total pavement princess.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Yep, was gonna say that.

It even has a cute little wreathed archway it drives through on every entry and exit from the driveway, awww!

If it does get dirty, it will be because it can't fit in the garage.

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[–] coolman@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I love seeing trucks and cars that are supposedly for the apocalypse. Do you seriously think we're going to have gas in the apocalypse??? Do you not realize the insane supply chain that needs to exist for you to have gas in your car? You can't store gas, it goes bad pretty dang quick you dumb fuck. What's your plan?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Best part is, this isn't even a diesel. It's got a Hellcat engine. For heavy vehicles you'd want diesel to get good torque and fuel economy. That's why cargo vehicles are almost all diesel powered.

Even if the refineries kept going in the apocalypse, I'm fairly sure places that distribute fuel would be few and far between. This person would have to refuel a LOT... Might not even make it to the next place with fuel.

[–] Mikrochip@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

Yes, BUT! it would look cool as hell being useless :D

Us with solar and electric vehicles and bikes have been the actual ones prepping.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is why my "shit hits the fan" vehicle is a 1982 diesel Mercedes.

That thing will run on anything as fuel. I've tried running it on old used motor oil, used hydraulic oil from my car hoist, lamp oil, and yes ofc used fryer oil.

I'm gonna be cruising in my old ass sedan laughing at the preppers in their modern trucks that can't run on anything but the most pure of fuels without clogging their injectors.

[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What is your opinion on the Lada ?

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Haven't driven anything made in '82, but I'll maintain that my friend's W124 250D was one of the most comfortable car's I've ever driven. It's the suspension, mostly. Nowadays everything is sporty, but I don't want sporty 90% of the time, I want to not feel bumps and shit.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

They are so goddamned comfortable, not much difference between the W123 from '82 and a W124 for that.

Though the W124 is a lot better insulated, and thus quite a lot more quiet in the cabin than the W123.

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[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago

A very scared man hides in this thing on his way to an unsatisfying job.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

If that thing came powered with something like a 5.9 cummins hybrid and 6 independent traction motors. That would make a wicked boat, landscaping truck. Put a proper dump box on the thing or a tilt and load. Fuck that thing could make money if done right.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 100 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

It exists because many people have more money than brains. As for the decal, what you have there is the 2024 Apocalypse Juggernaut 6x6 . My guess is that the owner is probably 5' 9" and 300 lbs gravy seal with 30 guns and 20,000 rounds of ammunition who thinks he's going to take over Florida when society collapses.

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The rugged individualist of the gated community.

If society collapses, if sure his survival instincts will kick in and he will try to buy something else.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If society collapses where is the gas for that thing coming from? Wouldn't an electric car and some solar panels be an objectively better apocalypse vehicle?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

So much this!

If you've got an electric vehicle you can charge it with anything really.

Solar panels, hydro, wind, a generator, etc

The perfect apocalypse vehicle load out IMO is an electric car (perhaps even an electric van/box truck), electric dual sport motorcycle, and a bicycle.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 hours ago

Chevy Volt. Runs full electric until it's out, then uses gas. the only real problem is the 40 mile electric range.

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[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Yes, exactly. You need a stable society to run oil refineries and distribute the gasoline to every community. Portable solar panels may be a trickle of energy, but it's still something to juice up an EV that only requires sun. Some EV can also power an extension cord, so they're a mobile back up battery.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I want whatever these people are using to get to this headspace...

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 18 hours ago

You mean 16 hours a day of alpha male podcasts and NRA propaganda?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago

¡Yo tambien! But then again I tried meth once and am not excited to repeat the next day.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 61 points 1 day ago

Every conversation with the owner: "goddamn gas prices! Stupid liberals!"

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