You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like : noncredibledefense

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 54 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Cameraman's got nerves of steel

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They gave him a gun too, so he was safe!

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

the American way

[–] teft@piefed.social 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I was just thinking how you'd have to give me some pretty hefty ballistics glass to stand behind to get those shots because this asshole is definitely gonna negligently shoot someone.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey! I'll have you know that Sonny Puzikas has only accidentally shot another instructor once! Overall a pretty solid chance of safety.

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

https://soldiersystems.net/2012/11/14/statement-from-the-range-owner-regarding-the-recent-accidental-shooting/

I really hope Sonny used this as a wakeup call to stop being so reckless

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Narrator: "He did not."

[+] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At this point you're lucky to get Seagal on his feet for an action scene.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait is he sitting down in that?? I've seen the fight scene one but that's insane

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's one of the few times he's standing in that movie; what you're seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he's behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.

On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else's body. He's not even presentable for a still cover.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol. Guy's a self parody now. But I guess there seems to be money in that now

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I'm not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t Stephen Seagal be sitting in a spinny chair to pull this shit off?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Step one: make yourself very dizzy.

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Parallel step two. Waste ammunition

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Let's try spinning, that's a good trick!"

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What movie is that from? I think I saw it decades ago...

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The Last Starfighter

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 12 points 4 months ago

This is how your gun instructor goes deaf

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 4 months ago

Spin to win!

NonCredibleDefense