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But I'm allergic to guten...
Please show us your doctor's note for celiac otherwise we presume you are a liar.
If it's a weird allergy that we haven't heard of, we might even disregard your doctor's note.
My coworker had this happen with her cinnamon allergy.
Have some peanuts...
Presume away.
Guten Appetit then
#guten
I got yer accent right here buddy...
American English
American English
American English
American English
American English (actually this one's probably its own language)
This is the spectrum of dialects you hear when you walk 10km across every european country lol
I am a non native english speaker but could understand every accent you posted easily, meanwhile most native germans dont understand Platt-german, deep-Bavarian or Swiss-german like at all. You pick up a word or four per sentence but thats about it.
We also don't want to understand the dialects mentioned. Dutchmen can go to Holland and the rest learn German you Schluchtenscheißer.
I know this is mostly a joke but it's also exactly why that shit happens in the first place. Shibboleths to signal group identity.
The former Frenchmen speaks the best, other English should take him as example
Shakespeare would liketh a word, though after reading your hot take he might desire you be better strangers.
Suka blyat!
Popa. Zhopa. Piska. Tsiski.
Hungarian is the guy writing while the paper catches on fire and a random balkan grandma.
I am unsure what emotion French Speaking is trying to convey
I have no idea but it somehow captures what informal spoken french sounds like really well
Dismissiveness?
You clearly aren't picturing the right Germans speaking. Eine schöne Frau in eine dirndl mit zwei Bieren… Sie spricht wunderschön
I love this meme for its incredible accuracy