Oh no the market hasn't been this low since 3 weeks ago!
Hexbears please do not entangle your emotional satisfaction with The Line. There is nothing to be gained besides blue balls waiting for the bubble to pop
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Oh no the market hasn't been this low since 3 weeks ago!
Hexbears please do not entangle your emotional satisfaction with The Line. There is nothing to be gained besides blue balls waiting for the bubble to pop
The market will remain solvent longer than you can hold your nut


Buy the dip!

I'm on team nothing ever happens (for now)
The AI bubble is indicative of larger systemic issues but it’s not a large systemic issue in and of itself.
Extremely valid position tbh
A pyramid scheme market like this is going to fluctuate wildly up and down, more and more as it goes on, when they have no actual value to give to people, the values are all 100% made up and are purely vibe based. The crash might not even have the line go down, it might just stabilise and not increase anymore, which is much worse for investing than yoyo-ing. People will want to invest low and sell high, they never want to invest mid and sell mid.
The crash might not even have the line go down, it much just stabilise and not increase anymore
That is basically what I'm expecting, maybe the line goes up slowly at best. The US markets have had "lost decades" before where equities saw no price appreciation. I suspect that will be the case, at least with much of the tech sector, as markets digest the larger discussion around credit risk
Yeah, when their entire ponzi scheme hinges on exponential infinite growth, no growth, or even slow growth will be enough to collapse the whole house of cards.
I don't think so, but we will see.
call me when they get -10 in a day
The stock market was a fucking mistake.
Jeopardy question: to keep post titles informative what is....?
What is main
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.
Let's all make accounts on Kalshi and gets some bets going, you all in or nothing ever happens?
The nothing ever happens team has had some truly impressive performances the last decade but I feel like something MUST happen soon... The vibes told me so 
You ever seen a bubble just slowly dissolve until there's nothing? It's been doing that for a few years now