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[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a metaphor for something? Hmm.. I dunno, can’t figure it out. Let me ask ChatGPT.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And it's not even good at hammering, because it misses half of the time while applauding your bad swings.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Half of the time? Feeling generous today, I see...

If you're REALLY specific in your prompt you might get better results? Maybe?

If the goal is to hammer everything, then there are no bad swings

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

It also makes you more stupid the longer you use it.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Once a company goes public is when you should abandon all hope. Capitalism cares about money. That's it. A publicly traded company has a fiduciary responsibility to its shareholders to make decisions that make line go up. That's it. After the UHC CEO murder, the shareholders sued the company for not making decisions that benefited them. Money is god, and that is all that matters.

Thanks, Jack Welch.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Today on "Don't Create the Torment Nexus":

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 2 days ago

It was all just a tech demo in the beginning. Then it got popular and was promptly taken hostage by the desperate Next Big Thing™ gang, who really needed something to exploit to keep the gravy train rolling.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

Everybody knows the hammer saying. This extension is easy to remember and easy to communicate. And so true.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I was trying to do a return on Amazon today and I had to use my computer because for some reason my phone browser kept getting it to go into some AI workflow / chat thing that didn't work at all. It just loaded forever and did nothing.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Interesting that this is so absolutely true and we all share this experience so keenly that they didn't even need to mention ai in it yet we all knew that was what it's about.

Oof ouch my smashed peanits