I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.

I don’t know what this means, but this guy seems really proud of handling cum.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9675619/

The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .

Semen is a fast drying basic glue.

It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).

Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.

So he jerks of liberal men? I read this as „I’m a Liberal that is into men“, but think asking him to clarify that would make him angry.

I mean, he's going hard at something alright.

…before he puts it in his anus.

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"

Bet?

Send the addy

Wait till they find out that liberals are armed and just STFU about it.

So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.