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submitted 3 hours ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/noncredibledefense@piefed.social

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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, in the grim darkness of the far future, they have scopes so advanced they can see right through the enormous front sight that blocks the entire field of view.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

The Emperor will guide your shots. If one is inaccurate, they must be purged like the Xenos scum they are.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Those are decoys.

Space Marines just know where the gun is pointing, with superhuman accuracy. If they spot someone using the sights they know it's an imposter and kill them.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There are no friendly fire incidents in the Space Marines...

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Of course not. Just between Space Marines and Chaos Space Marines. Or Space Marines and the Imperial Guard. Or Space Marines and Sisters of Battle. Or Space Marines and the Inquisition.

Listen, it's very simple.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Doesn't matter, cybernetic linkage somehow solves their targeting woes

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 1 points 57 minutes ago

Up high, down low, too slow?