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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago

meow-bounce who wants food?

kitty-cri-potato who wants to get their head out of the way so i can put the food in the bowl?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 3 points 32 minutes ago

hmm I have a fridge full of stuff to cook a healthy meal

guess I'll have cereal for the third time today

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 32 minutes ago

Who's wondering what's for dinner?

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 3 points 39 minutes ago

Really wish my body came with a "be full" button I could just press

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

Fuckin' hate eating. This makes for a difficult conversation me and pretty much anyone discuss eating.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 44 minutes ago

if you can't come up with an idea in 20 minutes you must play a round of foodguessr.com and make whatever the dish is

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago) (1 children)

Literally me rn, I'm preheating the oven to make some cheddar bay biscuits I bought a while ago and forgot about (it's not expired yet) but that's just a side dish and I have no idea what I'm going to make to go along with it ohnoes

Edit: I went with chicken strips

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

I doubt it's helping you much but biscuits would probably go pretty well with red cabbage.

(I've cooked red cabbage yesterday and not sure what carbs to pair it with)

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 49 minutes ago

Damn I wish we could swap. Some of my biscuits for some of your cabbage.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

I want food

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

i usually go backwards, thinking "what do i definitely not want to eat". i'll start with obvious things i hate (hot cottage cheese) to get the mental/'gestive juices flowin until i accidentally hit in something that sounds kinda good.

yup. i do this. no joke incoming, just an inane mendiCAN fact. thank you for listening

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Food is nice and all but sometimes i do desire just to not have to eat because it just gets a bit fucking laborious constantly figuring out what I want

I just realised this is the most first world problems thing I’ve probably ever said

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

You can fix this by cooking too many beans every weekend and then just having a whole lot of beans that need eating all week

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

hey, sometimes i know what i want, realize i'm missing a key ingredient, and then simply don't eat

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sometimes I realize the key ingredient I'm missing, actually motivate myself to go to the store to buy it, then once I get home I find out one of the other key ingredients I had on hand is spoiled and I didn't buy a replacement, then I give up.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

Computer, generate me noms noms