Now see this is obviously fake, because im pretty sure most guys can comfortably nut at a distance where thar simply isnt an issue. This place needs more gay men and straight women (And bi people in general) π€
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Best I can do for you is bi woman take it or leave it
And idk about "most" but I've seen a guy cum like 10+ feet before so surely burning your dick can't be that likely
(I know this was probably close to the high end of the spectrum of nut distance but still)
I think most bepenised individuals with a working prostate can clear at least a metre given the right angling of the penis. I don't think I've seen 10 feet, but given what i have seen (Ceiling hits) i don't doubt it.
Lmao this definitely could have hit the ceiling, but the cannon was pointed more horizontally so it went over his shoulder (and then had to be cleaned off the wall so largely the same thing I guess)
Largely the same thing, except having giggle fits as you try to stand on the furniture with a damp rag.
Iβve known guys who donβt shoot, only dribble.
Many such cases
And now you know one more
Turns out, based on this comment and replies, shooting cum isn't just a porn thing and other penis havers just do it naturally?
I think it's happened to me like a dozen times total and it's been a surprise every time
Try edging for a bit, and potentially "save up" for a couple days beforehand.
If it still doesn't happen then it doesn't happen, but it is totally a thing you can "force" for many.
Knilβs nuts roasting, on an open fire
