When a knight won his spurs in the stories of old,
He was used as a prop piece by wizards grown bored.
With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand,
He made a great hatstand and shopping bag hang

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

That's a pretty good idea actually

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I've got despair, armor and orb

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And they already don't respect you, since they know you haven't gotten laid. Being a wizard and all

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I have a giant's milktooth. Is that anything?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Does a cursed pondering orb of despair count?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

What the fuck I only have a goblin skull, I am so behind :(

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Artist link?

Of course it’s just Ai slop. Fucking disgusting