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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

He drinks a drink to remind him of the OpSec

He drinks a drink to remind him of the Oops Sec

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something something triple sec

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The answer was a Hegseth Margarita®!

4oz tequila

0oz Opsec

1oz Limejuice

1oz syrup

20oz Donnie Cum

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He just falls down

He can't get up again

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

His career is falling down

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

10/10, thank you

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

he drinks two drinks in the morning he drinks two drinks at night he drinks two drinks in the afternoon it makes him feel alt-right

[–] brap@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

He drinks two drinks in times of peace, and two in time of war. He drinks two drinks before he drinks two drinks, and then he drinks two more.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

He needs drink in the morning,
He needs drink in the evening,
Every day of the we-ee-eek give him liquor
He don't care if it's rainin', don't care if it's snowin'
Long as there's a bottle standin' there showin'
Oh he needs drink always, can't go a single day
If he ain't riding high, then honey, he just can't stay,
He needs drink always, from the sunset to the dawn
If you ain’t got a big ole’ flask, boy, just move along

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He sings the songs that remind him of the Signal chat.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

He sings songs that remind of the murderin'
Ohhh hegsyboy, hegsyboyyy
He slurps one down, then fills it up again

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

That pie is missing the "comitting war crimes" slice

[–] WFloyd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gotta add a portion for taking a leak after all the drinks, and another for leaking things via Signal.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

What leaks do you think he's investigating?

The random ones that appear in his pants. He still hasn't found the culprit tho.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

leaking the night away
leaking the niiiiiight away

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where's "accidentally group chatting state secrets to randos?"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I think we can just replace "leak investigations" with "leak state secrets" and it covers both

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This graphic came from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert so, technically they did :)

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How does he have the extra time to leak investigations? I barely can get to my cider drink before bedtime

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

See, this is why he's in charge of the greatest military the world has ever known. He can multitask! Only the best people!

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎶He blows up boats,

And the survivors too

While he drinks that whiskey down

He chats on apps

That are insecure

And he'll never be held to account🎶

[–] Killercat103@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Love Chumbawamba

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...this reminds me of a song, but I can't for the life of me think of the name.

[–] tubthumper@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhh, so I might be able to give you a hint ...

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

...lmfao you just might

[–] VoterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, Donny Boy
Donny Boy
Donny Boy

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

the late show

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

When does he have the fishing boats blown up and the survivors gunned down? Guess while drinking...

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

Drinking in the morning. Drinking in the evening. Drinking at supper time. When drinking on a bagel you can have drinking anytime.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There should be 2 circles, as he's always doing both at the same time.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And seeing double

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You forgot the war crimes