How do you avoid it?... You are right there.
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"Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!"
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?
Crop dusting only
This is a screenshot of a news article.
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
true
This is a very astute observation.
There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.
Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Yes
Science says you may be both!
Finally, some good farting news
Big Fart propaganda!!
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.
Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."
That, plus crap
Fart fetishists out here living forever
dutch oven themselves.
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
Been in a nursing home? This doesn't track.
It's already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven't Alzheimer's already!
Cursed comment
My farts are awesome
Username checks out.
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful... Like it's a gut biome health check
I'm sure it smells like shit though
Mmh, can confirm. 😩
Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
The tagline seems to indicate they don't need to be your own
Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.
Mine smell the best though
Well this is certainly good news for me!
Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
Doesn't seem like that's the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else's farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.
I've been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that's beneficial...I'll pass.
It's just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition
I bet Big Pharma is already farting out experiments