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[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So Elvis is dead, I knew it

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same result, final resting place was the toilet.

I doubt you'd wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not garlicced bread. It's Garlic bread.

Present tense.

A gar is currently licking it at all times.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So the green parsley isn't green parsley, but tiny gar.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no, they're smaller. didn't they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I'd eat the other experiments too.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Am I to believe, as God's own truth, that the sea's abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say there's not enough lick flavor

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

Yes, and it's really tasty!

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This isn't it at all.

The fish was playing the bread.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago

Gar

Lloyd

Garloid

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

nope, other way around

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I almost couldn't bring myself to upvote this one... Well done.