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[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

There are many holes.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Now this comment is a trap. 😁

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

The pussy grabbed back.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Im lazy to see the picture in the article.

You get stuck in one German vagina sculpture and suddenly...

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 4 months ago

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men."

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Boots in Puss

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

My German friends.

“Fucking Americans. That should’ve been my headline.”

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Babe, wake up. A new yo momma joke just dropped.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guess he wanted to be reborn.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I this what Christians call born again?

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Pussy is love. Pussy is life.