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[–] derry@midwest.social 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nono, it is going to be a "special military operation"

[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Two weeks. Tops. It'll be a quick In-N-Out. They're baking orange cakes, and sending them to Humus.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of course not. Only bad guys declare war. They're getting liberated (from their oil), as in the best American tradition.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I doubt it's even oil. The US already has more than enough domestic supply. This is about distracting people from all the other domestic issues.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

No, not war, just an expensive mobilization of military resources and the killing of military personnel.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, now he's lost it. There are no boats on land.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're gonna bomb the drug boat factories.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

I think it's worse than that, he's gonna take out the TREES they make the boats out of. He's gonna bomb the forest in South America using OUR hard earned tax dollars.

[–] ji59@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 4 months ago

But where else are they hiding? Definitely not in the sky, right?

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fascism is imperialism turned inward. What they do illegally with immigrants and Venezuela, they will do illegally here, to all citizens that don't comply, or aren't in their vision of the future

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's literally saying you're declaring war. Seriously. Why tf are people denying what this idiot is doing? He legit could not be more obvious.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hm, no I don't think this looks like declaring war honestly. Perhaps more of a special military operation? /s

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Demented rapist says what?

[–] santa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of course. That's the point. No more pussy-ass "rules of engagement". Just straight up war crimes and murder. "President of Peace" style. /s

[–] santa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

For sure. I failed to add an “/s”

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

venuzuela having the most Oil, is what oil barrons are trying to secure, plus its a nice distraction of epstein files, which have largely fell off the news cycle currently.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Release files bruh