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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Parrots are so fucking great floppy-parrot

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao this is such a fucking cute theory (also that they’re incredibly intelligent but constantly talked down to!) president-parrot-patriotic

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know shit about evolutionary compared neurology, but perhaps you are unironically correct, cuz I'm sure cats are deff autistic.

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kitters self-soothing by making biscuits and purring kitty-cri-texas

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Mine has a game where I throw THE toy (a hair tie scrunchie he loves while completely ignores the rest) to a mezzanine attic close to a wardrobe and he climbs there fetch it and by the time I sat down again he's already yelling me to throw it again, repeat a dozen times.

It doesn't work if I throw THE toy anywhere else, it has to be there and it has to be that toy.

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Love that. Mines just trained to me to crepuscular lol.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oops - to be* crepuscular - active mostly at dawn and dusk - like a kitty cat

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

This checka out

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago