this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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[–] Des@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

weird how these oil rich nations (excluding China who seems to be rapidly transitioning to post-oil and Cuba which has no refining capability) desperately want a bunch of thick, sour crude that U.S. refineries are specifically set up to process

weird

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like how the AI just didn't bother with the Cuban flag

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's also the only one that isn't the current head of state. They still think Fidel Castro is in charge. They kept him alive with DPRK technology. /jk

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

99 year old Fidel Castro hanging out on the same island that John Lennon, 2Pac, and Elvis are all on.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who is this even for at this point?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

other cowardly, treatlerite liberals who don't believe it either

https://redsails.org/false-witnesses/

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

pedophiles?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Every chud sharing the same braincell

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

Climate change.

It has to be a major goal of some sort, we are working suspiciously consistently in unison each year towards it.

:(

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah dude Iran is stealing your oil lol love it

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Russia as well. They slurp up that venezuelan oil and sell it to Europe.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Iran can barely refine the fuel it needs for domestic purposes why would they be hankerin' for more useless goop?

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Castro coming back from the dead with Communist Necromancy

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Xi: drinking forcefully, leaning toward the straw

Putin: sucking angrily, mad because the AI made him look Chinese

Fidel Undeadstro: drinking imperiously, he has seen beyond the veil and his countenance is one of bemused indifference at being forced to rub shoulders with these mere mortals

The Ayatollah: the suckling supplicant, lids closed over his skyward gaze

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Putin got Bibified if you ask me

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Wow they really gave him Bibi’s hair straight up

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Fidel Undeadstro

found next year's Halloween costume

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Without the Russian flag, that's definitely Satanyahu

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

wow, thanks obama, designating venezuela national security threat only in 2014, fucking commie

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

China is the only one that's really a notable consumer of oil, and they mostly get it from the rest of the guys there.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Piss filter on image slop

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Venezuela exchanges oil to other countries to secure intelligence and military defense. I think the implication is that Venezuela should exchange oil to specifically America in exchange for adopting the dollar and taking on IMF debt.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

They all look so pensive.