How much you want to bet it had plenty of protein?
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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How do you know a meat eater? They will tell you and be pissy about it.
And they'll butt into any conversation with the type of meat they use. "I'm having dinner tonight",
"I ~~use arch~~ eat beef, btw"
I think it's funny that vegans are stereotyped as preachy and annoying when approximately 99% of trucks in my city have a front license plate that says EAT BEEF
These queers are just flamboyantly shoving their gayness in my face.
-A guy who asked for gayness in his face at his CPAC hotel
Either that or they'll tell you they "barely eat any meat" or that "they buy local whenever possible, which is more ethical right?".
While eating a Big Mac.
Found the gatherer.
Hey, that's my joke
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He obviously didn't try hard enough, everyone knows if you cook vegan recipes with enough skill and passion the meat just appears out of thin air.
Interestingly enough that might still be vegan
I want to believe the majority of these comments are just trolls
I bet that the ratio would be depressing to look at. Because some definitely are, but not all. 😭
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> Get a friend and a scalpel
> Ask them to take out up to 3/4 of liver out of your body (no more than that!)
> Add it to the recipe as you please
> ???
> Infinite vegan dishes with meat!
Liver ouroboros! Get one of those portholes like a research cow for easy DIY harvests.
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Any time I look for new side dishes instead of searching for sides I search for vegan recepies.
Ideology aside, some of that shit is straight fire.
Why not try making a recipe with a protein then? That’s the part I don’t understand.
This is just a hypothesis, but I think stupid people are on the internet now
well maybe the child would be smaller if you fed him more vegetables.
Not if you do it right! My kids have been lifelong vegetarians and are BEASTS.
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Vegan recipes are usually really good. I just add meat since I like higher protein meals (not that it's needed).
I follow a disc golfer who has been Vegan all his life. When someone asked about it and how he gets all the nutrients he needed, he said all nutrients come from plants, he's just skipping the middleman.
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I feel like this was a joke that the second person didn’t get.
What's the joke?
It's a review of a dish. Even if it's done ironically it is still overall negative.
Gotta get the fake meat!!!
Bacon .... you can add bacon to any recipe to give it a meat taste
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