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Like, I’ve started projects that I waaaay underestimated. Maybe those druids were like “ok, yeah, we’re done here, let’s take the ‘L’” and moved on to something more practical.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One druid was like: “Guys! We’re out here shuffling these heavy ass slabs around in the middle of the forest when we could be eating wild mushrooms and fucking!”

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you are on to something. Maybe it was just base for the orgies tent.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Other than the fact that Stonehenge predates Druids by about 2,000 years. It was built by what are known as the Windmill Hill and Bell Beaker people. The site itself was being used for rituals in 8000 BC and the first "stage" of what we'd consider Stonehenge was built in 3100 BC.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Never heard of them.
Good job trying to educate on the real ones!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago

Clearly the same reason they never finished the Coliseum or the temples in Athens. Too much fucking work!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

The architect drew out the plans in inches, but when the verticals started rolling in they’d been cut in feet.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

I mean I was under the impression they kept adding stuff to it.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

A small correction to a common misconception:

It wasn't Celts who built Stonehenge. They arrived later and used the monument.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Alexandria of Antioch was too lazy to put arms on the Venus de Milo

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Fun fact, some antiquarian put the blocks as they are today

[–] allo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

and thus ADHD was born