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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is that Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Unfortunately yes.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ooh. This gives me an idea. Randomly drop a few small ziplock bags of fast acting laxatives at a festival.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Are you related to that French guy who slipped 240 women diuretics during their job interviews and then talked them into long walks?

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What is the legality of doing such a thing? An...acquaintance wants to know.

[–] bonuspoints@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The word you want is psychonaut, meaning mind-sailor. Pschonaught would mean mindless.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Either one seems to fit here

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the ones you find on the ground are not usually the good ones.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Currently pooping while looking at one of my e pills on the floor in the far corner of my bathroom....