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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"3/4 pounds meat"

Not any particular kind of meat. Just "meat".

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

As someone who ate a lot of meatloaf with a side of corn as a kid, this actually doesn't sound completely terrible. The texture is probably awful, but the flavors should work together.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That would probably taste alright, but the bowel movement you'd have afterwards would be heinous.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I would certainly try!

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

“Oooh! Hit him right in the corn pie. That’s gotta hurt!”