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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Laptop and bag of dice for D&D

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago

Gaming PC and a dice bag

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

Bike and medication

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

My laptop and a little F1 model car.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

A basket of figs and some mice

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Easy. Psychoticsbox and hyperfocus toolthing.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"

Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?

Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago (6 children)
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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

water bottle and mechanical pencil

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[–] PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Half-length 11m radio antenna with a wallet multi tool

[–] Thrawne@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

A DMM (Digital MultiMeter) and a leatherman multi-tool.

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

A 10-in1 screwdriver and an empty pack of Zyns.

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

you okay buddy? Check in with your friends, and have a snack <3

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer

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[–] 3ra@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

This is me.

God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Be kind to yourself, I've been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack

I've been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too

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[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 17 hours ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago
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[–] tyler@programming.dev 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

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[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago (7 children)

A steam deck and a toilet.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!

Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

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