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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A steam deck and a toilet.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!

Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not one of the two things haha

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Some toilets have a built-in bidet.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I'm sure I'll figure it out after this next run.

[–] Emi@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago

No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.