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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I know it's all fake gibberish but for fuck's sake, is this the 19th century again?

Should I invest in curative galvanic belts?

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I was also quite interested in that Autogyro the Pendlesham Triplets were working on over in Sussex County

Unfortunately, my chalk-gum holdings haven't paid dividends yet

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Chugging quicksilver to ward off the scrofula

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Peter Thiel suggests you, the reader, are the Antichrist

Peter Thiel suggests mirror is the Antichrist

Peter Thiel suggests Barney the Dinosaur is the Antichrist.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Peter Thiel suggests mirror is the Antichrist

Well, is he wrong though?

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There's something broken in Peter Thiel's brain.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Severe isolation and continuous behavioral conditioning towards immorality directly caused by his station.

IE surrounded by sycophants and gets paid to do bad things.

Also unlimited access to experimental designer drugs.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

His processor chip

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Being a billionaire causes brain damage akin to getting punched in the head repeatedly. When you're surrounded by people who tell you every idea you have is the most brilliant thing they've ever heard, it's like chugging gallons of lead paint every day. It's cognitive poison. That's a big part of why they're all such fucking freaks.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Everyone is 12 now" is old news. Now its "everyone is acting like it's 1812 now"

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where is the White House burning then?

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Where? Washington DC. When? When the Canadians get mad enough I guess

Stockpile Enfield bayonettes

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I thought that was Greta, Peter. Get your shit together.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If he definitely says someone is not the Antichrist, then I'll be concerned

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He said that about Gates I think, despite openly disliking him. Mostly just because he also does all the horrible shit gates does himself

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Class solidarity

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

I am so happy to live in a society in which the police state surveillance panopticon and the killer robots are controlled by a deranged religious nutjob with openly fascist politics.

Also, this is some Protestant shit. Martin Luther has so much to answer for. When that man failed as a monk, entire new families of insanity were born.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

lmao and this Pope is the American backswing after the last one was too woke for the average Catholic

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for ruining LOTR with your shitty companies

#NotAllTolkienFans

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

tbf it's most Tolkien fans

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Everything I don't like is ~~Hamas~~ the antichrist

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

They're gonna make an AI pope.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wish peter a very happy adventure-time die-motherfucker

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Father, forgive my fedpost

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

everyone this ghoul doesnt like is the antichrist jagoff

[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

you're the fucking antichrist go defenestrate another twink stinky

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Imagine if some chud assassinates the Pope over this lmao

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Projection duh

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

They chose to convert to Catholicism btw

If what you really want is to be Protestant (ie not having to consider the hierarchy of the Catholic church and interpreting Scripture as you please), how about just being another Protestant loser and stop this cringey charade