God is a DJ
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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life is a dancefloor
Definitely Antichrist material! 👍
when the acid kicks in hard and you thought you saw the pope at the rave
My exact thought. "Bruh is that a giant glOWING POPE WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUCK..."
I think I might actually like the pope?
As popes go, he's off to a pretty solid start.
The whole world seems to warm up to pedos now.
Fog machine full of holy water
I was thinking foam machine
So this is like the opposite of that iconic Blade scene? I'm down.
I love group buffs!
One 2/2 ain't much, but a thousand of them? Thats either an aetherize or a gg
That's the second step in "Catholicism Wow".
When do we get Buddy Christ?
I can't wait until Pope Leo is passing out blessed psychedelics at Burning Man.
Handing you a sheet of acid and the catechism to help you see God then understand him
DJ testament playing?
He's actually a priest, he also has a fire show during his sets sometimes. I must say I prefer them doing this instead of kids.
$10 says the light shows/music turn out to be a way to draw in the kids.
Get off my TV! Stay in your fantasy tax free house.
*fantasy tax free house/nation iirc
Holy dancefloor Batman!
DiCaprio is so boss
DjCaprio