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[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair

'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy, just a little touched

But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much, that's why

I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeee

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

What anyone sees if they're spying on me in my private space, is their problem, not mine.

I just keep my torpedo bay loaded and launch one or two if I need defensive measures

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

Joke is on the ghost I'm into that shit

"Dude, could you hurry up? I have been waiting for centuries"

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Is that one of those Brazilian electric shower heads? If so, that's the real scary part of this scene

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Apparently these ghosts follow Boo rules from Mario

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 3 days ago

That scene in this scary story where this exact scenario happens stuck with me for a few days after listening to it. Became very paranoid about taking a shower after that.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 3 days ago

I'm more concerned about that bathroom layout, honestly.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

too accurate